MY ROAD TO NOWHERE FULL
It's not every wife that works a full shift, then goes home to change the baby's diapers while her husband and his girlfriend spend the weekend mooning truckers and playing Slug Bug. You know, you are one special lady, Carla. There will be plenty of weekends for that. We made plans to finally hang out with my grandma. You know, Keith, if the buyer hadn't been an undercover Federale, Elliot would be a slave somewhere, there wouldn't be any uncomfortable sexual tension between us, and you and I would probably be best friends. Your sorority sisters probably loved you. So it will be nice to go with people who actually like me. The last road trip I went on was when my sorority sisters and I went to Tijuana. J.D.: The secret to a great road trip is to get as many people as possible to come along. He can't possibly make this my fault, right? She doesn't like people to know that she actually cares for me. I think not giving you permission to do this for your friend would be totally Dorian.ĭid you tell Jordan what I said about her wanting to cuddle? I don't know if it's the hormones or if the baby is actually eating the bitch cells, but Jordan has softened.īaby, I need permission to road trip J.D. Jordan doesn't let you know the sex until the baby's born. I can't wait to find out the sex of that unborn tax break. I mean, hell, Jordan's having her second ultrasound, and I couldn't be more giddy. Instead, I'm going to say, "It's Dorian."Īnd the fact that you'd be willing to skip seeing that child's b*at for the first time is just plain Dorian. I live in a teepee.ĬOX: Dorian You have been wrong about so many things that I'm not even going to say something's "wrong" anymore. Bring tissue.Īre you kidding me? I can't just up and leave. Wow, there's nothing like that first ultrasound. Oh, man, Kim's having her first ultrasound tomorrow. Mazel tov, you are the proud owner of yet another kidney stone!ĭid you try laying off the red meat, buddy? Now, take the rest of the day off and get her washed and waxed.
If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then. Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. So it's wheelchair accessible for her, sir? It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury. Were you guys having sex last night or raping a baboon?Ĭheck out that body. So, I was living on my half-acre in a tent. We also saw an amazing sunset.J.D.: Not only did I have a long-distance girlfriend who was pregnant, but I still hadn't found an apartment. I didn’t have the right camera on me, so you probably can’t spot them in the pics I snapped with my iPhone 6. What Did We See There?Īmong a few cars and other visitors were an abundance of Egrets.
Off in the distance you can still see the telephone farm. You can still see the telephone poles, and they still line the road leading to the Bridge to Nowhere. Another theory says it was built during WWII by NJ Bell as an access point to a telephone farm the phone company built. I don’t give much credibility to these theories. Another version says that the bridge was never finished. One theory holds that it was the original bridge to LBI but fell into the water during a storm. Why is the Manahawkin Bridge to Nowhere There? But we made it to “nowhere” and back in my Elantra, so you probably don’t need your four-wheel drive. you will soon enter into the Manahawkin Wildlife Management Area. Continue straight and make the next right onto Stafford Ave. Then head north on Route 9 to the traffic light at Bay Ave. Take the GSP to Route 72 east (exit 63), go east toward Long Beach Island.
MY ROAD TO NOWHERE HOW TO
How to Reach the Manahawkin Bridge to Nowhere Because despite being “nowhere” there were actually a considerable number of people doing the same thing we were. Just an FYI: This is not a place I would recommend visiting solo. The NJ Audubon magazine has a great write-up on the owls and hawks you might spot here.īut I went there for a quick exploration and to see it for myself one evening on our way home from a workout on the beach. And if you like to bird watch, apparently it’s a great place to spot owls in the winter. If you like to kayak you can find a listing for it on the Great Bay Paddler’s website here. The Manahawkin Bridge to Nowhere is an odd little place.
I thought I’d share my experience with you this week on the blog. Last week, I visited the Manahawkin Bridge to Nowhere. I also love to go hiking, and one of my favorite excuses to hike (not that I need one) is to go geocaching. Many of you may already know how much I am obsessed with my stand-up paddle board and how I love kayaking out in my back yard.
When I’m not busy planning weddings I love spending time outside doing the kind of things that you get to enjoy when you live “down the shore” all year round.
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